First, last Saturday I was dropping by a friend's house to pick up an umbrella that I left in a friend's car. I was on my way back when a goose popped out of nowhere and was simply chilling in the middle of the road. There wasn't much I could do other than sitting there and kinda just watch it. It just stood there, looking left and right and honks a few times. I don't know if he/she was looking for goslings, but they were surely nowhere to be found in the vicinity. I honked at it twice and it started to walk towards the opposite lane. After about a minute and a half it entered the opposite lane enough for me to drive by. As it reached the center of that lane, though, there was an incoming car. I could see the driver's face that literally went "omg you be kidding me." Troll goose is troll. And then yesterday, when I was on my way to pick up my brother from ultimate practice, I took the left out of the apartment entrance and then about 5 seconds later a squirrel appeared out of no where. By the time I saw it the little guy was already inches from my right front wheel. I literally had 0.5 seconds to react, and plus even if I slammed on the breaks I would not have been able to stop the car in that period. And if I did, I would have smeared it more. But yea, the car went "clunk" and it was mushed... ><
Damnit squirrels please look both sides before crossing the road, please :(
